A Widow Of Doubtful Age

A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other."

Ease Up, The Play Is Over.

There Is No Doctrine Of Christianity But What Has Been Anticipated By The Vedas.

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.