A Woman's Love Is Like

Anyway, Whacking A Surly Bartender Ain't Much Of A Crime.

There Isn't A Thought In My Head I Care To Be Alone With For More Than Five Minutes.

But The English Are Different, And They Don't Know How To Be Other Than Different.

I Don't See How Being Married Could Be Any Worse Than Listening To You Talk For Twenty Years, But That Still Ain't Much Of A Recommendation For It.

I Once Owned A Collection Of 77 Novels That Won The Pulitzer. The Only Good Novel Of The Bunch Was The Grapes Of Wrath.