About All Some Men Accomplish

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

Even If A Farmer Intends To Loaf, He Gets Up In Time To Get An Early Start.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.