Acid Gave Me A Clinical,

He Will Know From And Early Age That Failure Is Not Disgrace. It's Just A Pitch That You Missed, And You'd Better Get Ready For The Next One. The Next One Might Be The Shot Heard Round The World. My Son And I Are Americans, We Prepare For Glory By Failing Until We Don't.

The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

Thanks Cows. I Appreciate Your Tastiness.

I Freely Admit I'm Confused. I'm A Confused And Troubled Individual But At The Same Time...its Free!

Scientists Say Over The Next Hundred Years, The Coast Of California Will Sink Almost Five Feet. So The Presidential Candidates Need To Do Something. Mitt Romney Is Conflicted. On One Hand, He Denies That Global Warming Exists. But If California Is Under Water, He Would Definitely Win The Next Election.