Acting Has Been Described As

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

I Am Human, All Too Bloody Human.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

There Are Only Two Things One Has To Bear In Mind. One Has To Be Credulous - Able To Believe - And Skeptical - Able To Not Believe, Because If You Are Not Skeptical, You Will Believe Rubbish. If You Are Not Credulous You Will Learn Nothing And The Only Way To Balance Those Two Is To Recognize The Mystery Of Things.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.