Acting Is A Plum Gig,

I've Never Done Online Dating.

Writing Your Own Jokes, You Just Kind Of Keep Working On Something Until You Think It Might Work, And Then You Try It Out And Hope For The Best.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.

Comedians Don't Have Hits. You Have To Have A Whole Brand-new Hour. You Have No Hits To Rely On.

If You Look Up Feminist In The Dictionary, It Just Means Someone Who Believes Men And Women Have Equal Rights.