Acting Touches Nerves You Have

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.

Acting Touches Nerves You Have Absolutely No Control Over.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

Market Forces Impose Certain Rules Before A Film Can Actually Get Made.

I've Never Been Able To Plan My Life. I Just Lurch From Indecision To Indecision.