Acting's Fun, But Life's More

The Only Movie That Ever Really Scared Me Was The Exorcist,but Even Then, I Was Laughing Part Of The Time.

Just The Dream Of Every Aging Has-been Actress Who Slipped Out In Public Is To Work With A Bunch Of Gay Boys.

I Still Get Stopped By Those Freaky Fundamentalists Going "oh, I'm So Glad You Did Tribulation." And I Wanna Go, "don't Count Me Into Your Group, Honeybuns. I'm Not One Of You."

I Don't Buy Into Any Of That Hogwash. They Put That Out To Sell Tickets. It's Just A Classic Horror Movie, With The Greek Drama Formula Of Good Versus Evil, And Lots Of Fear.

God, George Bush Makes Me Want To Slash My Wrists. He's So Embarrassing I Have To Leave The Room When He's On The News. What A Monkey.