Patience, N. A Minor Form

Beauty, N: The Power By Which A Woman Charms A Lover And Terrifies A Husband.

Legacy, N. A Gift From One Who Is Legging It Out Of This Vale Of Tears.

Discriminate, V.i. To Note The Particulars In Which One Person Or Thing Is, If Possible, More Objectionable Than Another.

Gunpowder, N. An Agency Employed By Civilized Nations For The Settlement Of Disputes Which Might Become Troublesome If Left Unadjusted.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.