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I Had A Real Epiphany. I Guess It Was During And After The Operation. I Did What's A Common Thing; I Kind Of Raised Above The Table And Could Look At Me And Listen To All The People Talking And Understand What They Were Saying And So Forth.

My Credo Is Etched On My Mirror In My Bathroom And I See It When I Brush My Teeth In The Morning. It Says, "don't Worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When You See That First Thing, And You Reflect On It, The Rest Of The Day Seems To Glide By Pretty Well.

I Have Been Married For 58 Years To The Same Woman. Our Secret? Separate Bathrooms.

I Never Travel Without My Stetson, But The More I Wear It The More I Realise That No One Wears Hats Any More. When I Was A Kid Everybody Wore Hats, Especially In Texas, But I Get Off The Plane In Dallas Now And I'm The Only Guy With A Hat. It's Amazing.

A Lot Of Times I Talk To People, They Say They Don't Trust The Doctors, They Don't Trust The Hospitals And That Kind Of Stuff. Well, If You Go To The Hospital, You've Got To Trust Somebody.