Actually, I've Been Working On

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.

Let's Face It, All The Good Stuff Happens After Midnight.

I Pledge Impertinence To The Flag Waving, Of The Unindicted Co-conspirators Of America, And To The Republicans For Which I Can't Stand, One Abomination, Underhanded Fraud, Indefensible, With Liberty And Justice.. Forget It.

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.