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When I Started The Imagination Library In My Hometown, I Never Dreamed That One Day We Would Be Helping Scottish Kids.

I'm Short And I Have A Big Appetite. I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little. It's The Same With Anything I Do. It's Very Hard For Me To Love A Little, Have Sex A Little, To Eat A Little. I Like To Do Everything, And I Like To Do It All The Way That I Want To Do It.

Sometimes My Mouth Is A Little Too Big And A Little Too Open And Sounds Too Much Like A Sailor.

When I Talk To A Man, I Can Always Tell What He's Thinking By Where He Is Looking. If He Is Looking At My Eyes, He Is Looking For Intelligence. If He Is Looking At My Mouth, He Is Looking For Wisdom. But If He Is Looking Anywhere Else Except My Chest He's Looking For Another Man.

I Still Believe In Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy And True Love. Don't Even Try To Tell Me Different.