After A While, A Joke,

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

I Think Extreme Sports Are Really Good For Relieving Stress.

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.