After My Divorce, I Was

When You Have Short Hair, There's Just A Feeling Of Here I Am. What You See Is What You Get. And There's A Confidence That Comes With Wearing Short Hair And I Like The Way That Makes Me Feel.

We've Become Obsessed With Beauty And The Fountain Of Youth And, Frankly, I'm Really Saddened By The Way Women Mutilate Their Faces Today In Search Of That.

I Carried My Oscar To Bed With Me. My First And Only Three-way Happened That Night.

I Like Doritos. I'm Usually Watching 'the Biggest Loser' Eating Doritos.

Having A Baby Takes So Much From You. It's The Most Glorious Thing You'll Ever Do, But The Aftermath Is Not So Glorious!