After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.