After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].