Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

I Think We All Have Experiences When We Were Young Where We Either Had An Interaction With Someone We Admired Or You Know, Had A Vision Of How They Were And Found Out That They Weren't Necessarily That And That It Tends To Be A Big Let Down Sometimes.

I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.

Kickin', Ass Takin' Names, Cashing Checks, And Breakin Necks, The Champ Is Here.

This Is Everything To Me. If I Don't Have This, I Don't Know What Else I'll Be Doing. I Personally Have Found Where I Belong. You Can Cut Back To Photos Of Me Holding, Uh, Paper Championships. That Was Truly My Dream. This Is What I Was Born To Do. As Far As Walking Away From All This To Do Something Else, I Don't..i Just Don't...i Don't See The Rationality.