All Comedians Are A Bit

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.

As Soon As I Did My First Five Minutes Of Stand-up I Knew That I Would Rather Be A Failure At Comedy Than A Success In Marketing.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

I Think That Comedians, More Than Any Other Type Of Celebrity, Have To Keep Their Humour And Keep Their Feet On The Ground. If They Start Taking Themselves Too Seriously, They're Heading For A Fall.

Say What You Want About The Deaf.