All Fame Is Is Having

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.