All Humor Is Based On

Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel Through Foreign Languages.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches. Its Either Very New Cheese Or Very Old Meat. - Oscar Madison, From The Odd Couple

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

I Don't Use Computers... I'm Someone Who Needs To See The Page Right Away In My Hand.