All Humor Is Rooted In

Freebase? What's Free About It?

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

Sure, I Have Friends, Plenty Of Friends, And They All Come Around Wantin' To Borrow Money. I've Always Been Generous With My Friends And Family, With Money, But Selfish With The Important Stuff Like Love.

I'm For Human Lib, The Liberation Of All People, Not Just Black People Or Female People Or Gay People.

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.