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There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.