All I Really Had Was

Mom, Thanks For Letting Me Drop Out Of High School. Haha!

The Best Time For Gum Is Just Before Getting Onstage. I Need A Minty-fresh Microphone.

I Can Understand How Some People Might Resent Me For Having The Audacity To Continue Playing Music, But It'd Take A Lot More Than That To Stop Me From Doing It. I Started Foo Fighters Because I Didn't Want To Retreat.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.

My First Instrument Was Actually The Trombone, But That Didn't Last Long. Soon I Was Playing Guitar In Bands From The Time I Was 11 Or 12.