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You Can't Teach People Photography, They've Got To Learn How To Do It The Best Way Possible For Them. They Can Learn From Looking At Pictures Taken By Well-known People, But They Don't Really Get Intimate With The Medium Until They've Made A Few Bad Shots!

A Technical Failure That Shows Some Attempt At Aesthetic Expression Is Of Infinitely More Value Than Uninspired Success.

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.

Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is Boredom. The First Is Being A Bore.

The Truly Fashionable Are Beyond Fashion.