All I've Ever Wanted Was

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.

It's Horrible For Someone To Listen To Someone Learning Any Instrument - When I Was First Learning The Banjo, I Used To Have To Go Out And Sit In The Car, And Even In The Summertime I'd Have To Roll Up The Windows. Because You Just Couldn't Practice A Banjo Or A Fiddle With Other People Around. Unless They're Being Paid.

Don't Have Sex Man. It Leads To Kissing And Pretty Soon You Have To Start Talking To Them.

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

Comedy Is Not Pretty.