All My Romantic Stories Are

There Are Some Good People. But A Good Chunk Of Them Will Lie For No Reason At All - It'll Be Ten O'clock And They'll Tell You It's Nine. You're Looking At The Clock And You Can't Even Fathom Why They're Lying. They Just Lie Because That's What They Do.

I Kept Saying That I'd Never Live In L.a., And I Didn't Think I Would. But That's Where The Work Is, And I Ended Up Making A Lot Of Friends There, And My Old Friends Moved Out To Los Angeles Too. And Also, I Think When You're Famous, Its Hard To Live In A Small Town.

When Applied To Politics And Taken To Its Extreme, Kitsch Is The Mask Of Death. Fascism Was All Aesthetics. There Was No Core Principle To It. There Was No Truth To It.

If You Wanna Give Me An Award, I'll Take It. Just Don't Make Me Go To The Party Afterwards.

The British Keep Employing Me, And That Makes Me Like Them. It Also Makes Me Think They're Very Intelligent.