All Things Considered, I'd Rather

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.