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The Novelties Of One Generation Are Only The Resuscitated Fashions Of The Generation Before Last.

An Actress Is Not A Lady; At Least, When She Is, She Is Not An Actress.

The Wheels Are Turning, But The Hamsters Are All Dead. Make It Idiot-proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot. I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig, You Get Dirty; And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

Keep Away From Books And From Men Who Get Their Ideas From Books, And Your Own Books Will Always Be Fresh.

Those Who Minister To Poverty And Disease Are Accomplices In The Two Worst Of All The Crimes.