Always Remember: If You're Alone

...nothing Is Too Much Trouble If It Turns Out The Way It Should.

If You're Afraid Of Butter, Use Cream.

If You're In A Good Profession, It's Hard To Get Bored, Because You're Never Finished - There Will Always Be Work You Haven't Done.

The American Poultry Industry Had Made It Possible To Grow A Fine-looking Fryer In Record Time And Sell It At A Reasonable Price, But No One Mentioned That The Result Usually Tasted Like The Stuffing Inside Of A Teddy Bear.

The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Is Finding The Right Person. You Know They're Right If You Love To Be With Them All The Time.