Always Remember The Last Words

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

I Saw A Psychologist Once Because I Thought I Had Depression. It Cost Me $100. When I Left, I Realised That There's Nothing He Could Have Said That Would Cheer Me Up As Much As If I Found A $100 Bill On My Way Home.