Am I Not Turtley Enough

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Had Auditioned For 'saturday Night Live' Two Or Three Times Before And Never Really Saw Myself There. I Looked Up To Belushi And Bill Murray And Aykroyd And I Never Saw Myself As In Their World.

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.