America Is Not A Country,

I Always Liked Those Moments Of Epiphany, When You Have The Next Destination.

Man, If I Can Get A Burp Out Of That Little Thing I Feel Such A Sense Of Accomplishment.

Without Pain And Suffering, We Would Be Nothing

A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: "wife Wanted". Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: "you Can Have Mine."

You Know, You Find That These Stories ... Will Turn One Of Us Into The Good Guy And One Of Us Into The Bad Guy. If You Look At It Closely Or Even Not That Closely ... It's Ridiculous.