American Freedom Consists Largely In

A Religion That Never Suffices To Govern A Man Will Never Suffice To Save Him; That Which Does Not Sufficiently Distinguish One From A Wicked World Will Never Distinguish Him From A Perishing World.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

Man Is Still A Savage To The Extent That He Has Little Respect For Anything That Cannot Hurt Him.