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Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

If You Want To Know How A Man Stands, Go Among The People Who Are In His Same Business.