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Pain Pays No Attention To Moans Or Excuses.

I Love You In My Dreams, But Not In Real Life.

Posterity--the Forlorn Child Of Nineteenth Century Optimism--grows Ever Harder To Conceive.

Unlike The Actual, The Fictional Explains Itself.

Moralists Love To Discourse On The Hollowness Of Success; About The Hollowness Of Failure They Are Silent.