An Apple A Day Keeps

Here's How It Works: The President Makes Decisions. He's The Decider. The Press Secretary Announces Those Decisions, And You People Of The Press Type Those Decisions Down. Make, Announce, Type. Just Put 'em Through A Spell Check And Go Home. The Greatest Thing About This Man Is He's Steady. You Know Where He Stands. He Believes The Same Thing Wednesday That He Believed On Monday, No Matter What Happened Tuesday. Events Can Change; This Man's Beliefs Never Will.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!

Texas Governor Rick Perry Has Been In The Race Only Three Days, And He's Already Blowing Away The Competition Like It Is A Trespassing Coyote.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.