An Autobiography Is A Book

You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed. "you Witless Weed! You Empty-headed Hamster! You Stupid Glob Of Glue!

I Do Have A Blurred Memory Of Sitting On The Stairs And Trying Over And Over Again To Tie One Of My Shoelaces, But That Is All That Comes Back To Me Of School Itself.

The Maid Screamed. The Queen Gasped. Sophie Waved.

It's Impossible To Make Your Eyes Twinkle If You Aren't Feeling Twinkly Yourself

Give Us Strength, Oh Lord, To Let Our Children Starve.