An Economist Is Someone Who

I Remember When Humor Was Gentle Pokes. I Used To Call It 'arm Around The Shoulder' Humor. Now They Go For The Jugular And They Take No Prisoners. It's Mean, Mean Stuff.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.