And As Far As Actors

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

I Equals All Of The Ifs Added Up Over Time. The Ifs, Those Are The Possibilities; That's Infinite For All Of Us. Every Day There Are Just Millions Of Them. Time, That's Finite For Each Of Us; There Is No Question There. Maybe If You Divide Choices By The Amount Of Time You Have, The Real I Can Emerge, Depending Upon Those Choices.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.