And For You Kids Watching

The Less [government] The Better.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?