And God Said 'let There

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I've Been A Straight Man For So Many Years That From Force Of Habit I Repeat Everything. I Went Out Fishing With A Fellow The Other Day And He Fell Overboard. He Yelled, Help! Help! Help! So I Said, Help? Help? Help? And While I Was Waiting For Him To Get His Laugh, He Drowned.