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Marry For Love, Stay Married, And Raise Happy Children Who Are Quick To Laugh And Slow To Judge.

Faith Isn't An Act Of Intelligence, It's An Act Of Imagination.

In Fact, He Sorely Hoped That It Would Happen, Because Otherwise, The World Made No Sense, There Was No Justice, And Life Was Just A Tangled Ball Of Chaos.

Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits Fall Off.

Anger Is The Spirits Telling You That You Are Alive.