And, Of Course, The Funniest

None Of The Christian Religions Do [interest Me]. They're All Outer-directed.

Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

One Good Reason To Only Maintain A Small Circle Of Friends Is That Three Out Of Four Murders Are Committed By People Who Know The Victim.