And Once You Say This

It Seems That's Where Bill Clinton Came In Last Night Because He Told This Long Story About How They Met [with Hillary Clinton], How He Courted Her, How He Bought A House To Convince Her, I Think After The Third Proposal, To Actually Marry Him. And He Talked About Her Activism And Her Commitment And Everything. And It Was As If He Could Tell The Narrative In A Way That She Couldn't.

I Was In An Adolescent Psychology Class At Citadel When The Guy Said, If You Had A Mother Who Was Beaten, There's A Great Chance You'll Beat Your Wife. And If You Were Beaten As A Child, There's A Terrific Chance You're Going To Be A Child-beater.

The Excitement For Me Lies Not So Much In Interviewing The Hard-to-get Famous Person, But The Person Whom You Are About To Discover. You Know, Like Maybe The Character Actors Who Are Just Coming Into Their Own And You're Realizing How Great They Are.

I'm Really Interested In, Who's Booked The Guests, Who's Decided To Have Lena Dunham And To Have The Mothers Of Sons Who Were Shot - Sons And Daughters Who Were Shot By The Police And, You Know, The Other Performers, Paul Simon And Alicia Keys.

I Am Literally Smaller Than Life. I Am An Unextraordinary-looking Person. I've Seen People Trying To Hide Their Disappointment When They Meet Me, And I Have To Watch Them Get Over It.