And Stop Pointing That Beard

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!