And The Closest I've Come

Ranger Removed My Goggles "would You Like To Come Home With Me?" I Stepped Away From Him. "thank You For The Offer, But No. I'm Done With Men." Ranger Smiled. "forever?" "until I Figure Some Things Out." "and If You Don't Figure Them Out?" "if I Can't Figure Them Out On My Own, I'll Ask You To Help Me." "babe, That's Like The Blind Leading The Blind.

I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

Either Get Out Of Bed Or Else Take Your Clothes Off," He Said. "i'm Not In The Mood To Compromise.

When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

[stephanie] 'you See, Mrs. Mayer Was Going On About George's Lodge, And How He Wanted To Be Buried With His Ring, And So Grandma Had To Check The Ring Out, And In The Process Broke Off One Of George's Fingers. Turns Out The Finger Was Wax. Somehow Kenny Got Into The Mortuary This Morning, Left Spiro A Note, And Chopped Off George's Finger. And Then While I Was At The Mall Tonight With Mary Lou, Kenny Threatened Me In The Shoe Department. That Must Have Been When He Put The Finger In My Pocket.' [morelli] 'have You Been Drinking?