Anorexics Never Have Boyfriends. ...

The Thing I Like About Bush Is I Think He Hates Liberals.

The Democrats Pretended To Care About Black People For About Five Minutes To Help Their Electoral Process, And Then Civil Rights Suddenly Became Abortion On Demand, Gay Marriage, Rights For The Homeless, Etc.

If I'm Going To Say Anything About John Edwards In The Future, I'll Just Wish He Had Been Killed In A Terrorist Assassination Plot.

My Track Record Is Pretty Good On Predictions.

Liberals Tell Amazing Lies About Guns And Everything Else.