Any Book Is A Self-help

There's A Trick To Being Whatever You Want To Be In Life. It Starts With The Simple Belief That You Are What Or Who You Say You Are.

I Made A Deal With Myself That Whenever I Smoke Weed, I Have To Be Doing Something Productive: Writing, Recording, Cutting A Podcast, Editing, Etc.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

We Love Dirty Oral On The Down Low, But No Going Steady.

I Sympathize Far More With Heavier People Than I Ever Will With Thin. I'll Never Be Thin. Let's Be Honest.