Anybody Who Can Do Anything

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

I Want No Epitaphs Of Profound History And All That Type Of Thing. I Contributed. I Would Hope They Would Say That, And I Would Hope Somebody Liked Me.