Anyone Who Thinks They're Sexy

Paris Is Like A Beautiful Woman, But She's Very Haughty, She's Not Interested In You. She's Very Nice To Look At But You Can't Quite Get It Together With Her.

I Am Proud, And More Than A Little Excited, To Be Asked To Work With Faber In An Editorial Capacity. It Is My Dearest Hope That We Will Produce Some Fantastic Books Together.

Part Of Why I Started A Band Was Due To Feelings Of Shyness And Social Ineptitude. I Saw It As Some Way Of Being Able To Interact With People From A Safe Distance. It's Always Been About Trying To Get To Know People. Albeit, It's A Bit Of A Contradiction Because You Can't Really Get To Know People When They're 10 Feet Away And There's A Big Mass Of Them.

I Think The Credit Crunch Is A Brilliant Thing. We Should All Stop Moaning And Start Celebrating. When Times Are Tough, It's An Opportunity To Start Looking At Life In A Different Way.

I Always Thought That I Might Retire From Any Form Of Sexuality By The Age Of 40 And Just Become A Dignified Older Person.