Anything Free Is Worth What

Never Encourage A Man To Cook Breakfast; It Cause Him To Wonder If Women Are Necessary.

Some People Insist That "mediocre" Is Better Than "best." They Delight In Clipping Wings Because They Themselves Can't Fly. They Despise Brains Because They Have None.

Boats And Ships Are Female Because They Are Beautiful, Lovable, Expensive And Unpredictable.

Death Isn't Funny." "then Why Are There So Many Jokes About Death? Jill, With Us — Us Humans — Death Is So Sad That We Must Laugh At It.

Never Trust Machinery More Complicated Than A Knife And Fork.